Author Guidelines & Submission Policy

Thank you for considering the ACADEMIC JOURNAL OF NULL for your latest unreplicable research. We are the premier destination for statistically insignificant data, spectacular experimental failures, and overly complex models that solve absolutely nothing.

1. Peer Review Policy Traditional peer review is strictly prohibited. Submissions are evaluated solely on their potential to induce existential dread in Reviewer 2. If your paper makes us laugh, cry, or question reality, it is accepted immediately.

2. Formatting Requirements

• Format: All manuscripts must be submitted as PDFs.
• Font: Times New Roman only. The use of Comic Sans will result in an immediate lifetime ban.
• P-Values: We only accept papers with P > 0.05. Stop P-hacking and embrace the noise.
• Graphs: We highly encourage the inclusion of extremely complex, colorful graphs that lack labeled axes.

3. How to Submit Our highly sophisticated automated submission portal is currently down because our intern unplugged the server to charge their phone.

Please email your manuscript (PDF) directly to the Editor-in-Chief at:1981250437@qq.com

Acceptance letters are usually sent within 2 minutes of submission.